So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I think i got beer on your cat.
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