White coat. Heels.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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