do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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