I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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