Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize
