why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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