I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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