he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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