What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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