yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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