You really coming over, don't trick.
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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