All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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