Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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