I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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