Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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