do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He passed out mid-signature
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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