ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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