i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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