2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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