They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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