Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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