I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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