So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I had to cum in my sink.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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