You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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