Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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