Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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