Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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