Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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