You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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