I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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