everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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