Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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