So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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