I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Let's get the cat blown out
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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