I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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