Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
