matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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