well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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