I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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