Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I came so hard my ears popped.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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