her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dick very happy bro
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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