i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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