false alarm. still invincible.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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