mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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