Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It's Friday. Sex?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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