Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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