Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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