ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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