SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
