PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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