so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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