Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Will exercising make me less horny?
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