Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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